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Ask Col. Qadhafi Fashion Gallery and
Photo Archives. The Internet’s Largest Collection of Qadhafi Images. |
Welcome
to the Invader Online Qadhafi Fashion and Archive Gallery, the Internet’s
largest collection of Qadhafi Images. Complete with special annotations and
comments by The Invader’s advice and fashion specialist himself!
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This is the classic Bedouin tent dwelling man, master of his
domain. I was thinking, “Am I ruler over all that I see?” |
I am the supreme dictator for life here. Anyone got a problem
with that? |
My sportsman fishing hat, compliments of Nike. |
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They made fun of this gown, but my bodyguards killed them. Now
who’s laughing? |
Dictators have a sense of humor too! |
I love playing dress up! Here’s me as the captain of the Love
Boat cheering at the pretty pelicans. |
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I was a great leader at a young age. |
This is me at the Yalta conference treaty signing. |
I used to fly planes. I was a top gun. This is me as the ‘Ice
Man’ |
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I go on television often. I own, run and control all TV in
Libya, so I can be on the air whenever I want. These are the perks of being a
dictator. |
In Orlando Florida. I thought it would be best to dress like the
locals. This is my shirt with photos of me embroidered on it. |
As dictator, I give many speeches. Sometimes it’s most
comfortable to just be in military fatigues. |
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This is a horrible photo. I don’t know why they included this
one. |
I was a very handsome guy. I had girlfriends in every
neighborhood of Tripoli. |
Before I was dictator, I was a magician. This is one of my
performance costumes. |
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Grandmother or Dictator? |
They accuse me of being cold-blooded. Who me? |
Hi everybody! |
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What you talking about Willis? |
Michael Jackson isn’t the only one sensitive to sun. |
My sash is what sets me apart from everyone else. You don’t get
to wear this sash for nothing. |
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I like to have a good time just like anyone else. Here I am at
the Pan Am pre-bankruptcy party. |
I may have been your eleventh grade Spanish teacher. But I doubt
it. |
Your honor, I have no idea if Martha took that call or not. |
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Do I know you? Do you know me? |
Let me just make a point, here. This hat is not the Queen Mother’s. |
Peace in the Middle East. Florida is great! |
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This is the classic traditional robe of desert leaders. |
Moses was not the only one to make swaddling clothes in vogue. |
At Michael Jackson’s ‘Dangerous’ Tour, Tripoli, 1990 |
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Jack Nicholson isn’t the only celebrity who goes to basketball
games. |
Desert warrior in Bedouin camouflage |
On the set of ‘Red Dawn’ |
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These are bullet-proof robes. Don’t be fooled. Fashion can be functional. |
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