The Invader A Satirical News Journal                Since 1995	Kim Jong Il Fashion Gallery A fantastic romp through the diverse wardrobe of North Korea’s Dear Leader

The Invader salutes any leader who expresses a distinctive and unique fashion sense. Kim Jong Il warrants a gallery dedicated to his wardrobe due to his remarkable ability to wear the same outfit on countless occasions, but still retain a sense of individual chic. The Kim Jong Il fashion Gallery spotlights the ‘Dear Leader’ garments with witty and satirical commentary by the dictator himself and the Invader Fashion Team. We hope you enjoy the gallery for this ‘remarkable’ fashion plate of the North Korean Peninsula.

On the set of the North Korean spin-off of ‘The Sopranos’	The Twin Cities are Minneapolis and St. Paul. Please note the ceremonial ocean tempest as the backdrop and my jacket to match the color of the Gulf of Chili.	Winter scavenger hunts are fun when everyone but me wears a hat.
Greetings, Earthlings.	When I was a child, earth had two moons. I even wrote a book about it.	Here we are with uncle Jim from Fort Wayne, Indiana. The drama of the crashing waves is working synergistically with the subtlety of my jumpsuit.
Atop mystical Mt. Tonghua, the sacred moon viewing locale of the exquisite ancestors.	The pattern of the upholstery was supposed to match my jumpsuit. Somehow, even though you’re supreme dictator; if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.	My Juche jacket reserved for mass rallies and extra-special dictatorial effect.
You know China went downhill when they stopped wearing Nehru coats and started wearing suits.	Yes, It’s right over there. If you squint you can see a dinosaur eating a fig.	Grey is the new black.
I love these rallies. We all get dressed up in glorious communist juche uniforms and clap to the parade of armadillos in swimsuits.	A photo from when I served as ‘special commander’ on the Starship Enterprise and one from when I worked at a bank in Chicago.	“Iocaine powder! I bet my life on it!”
A Four o’clock AM news conference on the extinction of the Cassowary bird from North Korea.	“But I donwanna go to bed!”	“Oh, yes. Our stadium really is an hologram!”
You can really tell who the real ‘power broker’ is in this photo.	If you’re ‘Splendid Dictator for Life’ and you know it, clap your hands.	“Yessir. Right over that hill is America.”
Don’t underestimate a man in a green polyester suit.	I am taller than any mountain man can dare to make!	How is it that the man behind me has a million medals of honor, yet I have none, and I am still Dear Leader and he is not?
“So, you want your tires rotated? That’s gonna cost ya.”	“Hey! Just because we don’t vote in North Korea, doesn’t mean we can’t have fun and pretend!”	“Right over there, Mr. Corbusier, is where we want you to build my burial pyramid.”
Even North Koreans wear Mickey Mouse hats. I have now declared them a mandatory Tuesday uniform.	Hey, when you’re good, you’re golden.	“Follow me! I know where the Rabbi hid the matzoh!”
“Hey, no. Seriously. Did you hear the one about…”	“Hey babe, what’s your sign?”	I have full control over interior decoration at the State House. These flowers represent all the colors of the North Korean flag.
We don’t have thanksgiving in Korea.	Grandmother or dictator?	“Hey, what gives? Everyone’s got more medals than me! I thought I was the big shot here? Oh well, never mind. Ooooh! what’s that!?!”
I call him ‘Bug Eyes” he calls me “Deer Eyes.”	You don’t understand. It’s really hard to be this amazing and daring..	Editors Note: The Invader would like to thank the various sundry sites and surveillance equipment that made these images possible. Thanks also goes out to Kim Jong Il, Co-Editor of The Invader Online and willing participant and commentator in this fashion gallery. The Invader also thanks the United States Government for distracting themselves with Iraq while Kim Jong Il continues to entertain us. Please note the satirical nature of this gallery. This gallery in no way endorses Mr. Jong Il or his nuclear proliferation doctrine. Return to The InvaderThe Invader