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from “Arby’s Plans Second Restaurant on the Moon,” November 2003

from “President Bush Commissions Series of Cave Drawings to Commemorate War on Terror,” November 2003

Tony Blair will soon dissolve Parliament

From “Britain Plans Return to Middle Ages,” March 2004.

Above:  Innocent III lectures before Fordham’s famous burning trash heap.

from “Ghost of Pope Innocent III to Lecture at Fordham University,” December 2003.

The spectre of Michael Jackson continues to haunt Midwestern family photography.

From “Ghost of Michael Jackson Appears in Family Photos,” February 2004.

from “Japanese PM Koizumi Gains Super Strength After Exposure to Radiation,” April 2004.

Bush enrages the international community

with this immature stunt.

From “George Bush Wears Donkey Mask to UN Reception:  Most Simply Don’t Get the Joke,” April 2004.

Yassir Arafat gets friendly with a young American co-ed at a sleazy New Orleans club.   A peace agreement with Israel remains a pipe dream while the Palestinian leader exhibits such imprudent behavior. 

From December 2003 Index page. 

Hollywood Watch:  George Clooney sports the trendy “Fugitive Dictator” look at this year’s Golden Globe Awards.

From February 2004 Index page.

Embattled Taiwanese Leader Chen Shui-bian was not only shot in March, but was sodomized by Tigger in the second startling Walt Disney World molestation case.

From April 2004 Index page.

DVD Sale Announced, Woman Trampled

From December 2003 Index page.

Louisiana may be up for sale…again.

From Editorial “US Budget Crisis:  Sell Louisiana Back to France,” by Jeff Doolittle, November 2003.

After years of seclusion, Pat Robertson leads the march against gay marriage and his homosexual neighbor Fred.

From March 2004 Index page.

The new Basra Home Depot is almost complete

From “The Home Depot Wins Top Iraq Rebuilding Contract,” March 2004.

Rumsfeld practices his new craft

From “Donald Rumsfeld Predicts Future,” March 2004.

Washington shudders in the shadow of Mt. Bugia

From “Ancient Volcano of Washington, DC Set to Erupt,” April 2004.

from “Ninja Assassins Strike,” November 2003.

From Editorial “Save the Whales,” by Kim Jong-Il, December 2003.

from “South Orange Rebel Front Takes Goshen:  Courthouse Destroyed, County Executive Exiled,” November 2003.

Osama bin Laden pauses before entering the Cornhusker State

From “Osama bin-Forgotten Lives it Up on US X-Country Trip,” February 2004.

Devotional Icon of Smith from the Vatican’s Collection

From “Elliott Smith on Fast Track to Sainthood,” March 2004.

A ghostly image of Yandarbiyev appears in the smoke over Yankee Stadium during the Spring Book Burning Rally as part of the Opening Day 2004 festivities.

From “Ghost of Zelimkhan Yandarbiyev Haunts Yankee Stadium,” May 2004.

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