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The ‘False’ OJ Simpson

Independent Report: OJ Guilty of Jesus Crucifixion

OJ Simpson, not Romans or Jews, is actually guilty of sentencing Jesus to Death.

Outraged by the Mel Gibson film, The Passion of the Christ, a independent Christian watchdog group issued a timely report accusing OJ Simpson as being behind the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. Citing eye-witness accounts from the crucifixion, testimony from the Gospels and a recent admission by the former football star, the report outlines the events of the fateful day when Jesus was condemned to death.

Simpson’s involvement in the crucifixion story was revealed during the famous murder trial, where the prosecution tried to use it against the defendant. The judge found the connection to be irrelevant to the case and it was dismissed with minimal fanfare. The Invader News Services, however, picked up on the story and were the first to report it. What the prosecution did not know, and which The Invader investigators uncovered, is that various crimes against humanity since antiquity have been perpetrated by the false OJ, a Simpson look-alike, who took over Simpson’s identity since his death in a car accident on September 26, 1989. The false OJ has been using the celebrity status to continue his streak of violence and mayhem across the world stage, and according to psychics, was in fact, guilty of the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson.

However, with the crucifixion debate now re-opened, Simpson again is being accused of murdering a popular public figure. For centuries, theologians and farmers alike have been debating Jesus’ death, and where to place blame. Gibson’s latest film has spurned cries of anti-Semitism, and re-opened the debate as critics say the film depicts Jews as being the organizers of the crucifixion. “In fact, Jews, nor the Romans had anything to do with Jesus’ death. As it turns out, the false OJ is completely guilty of this crime. It’s time we started to place blame where it belongs.” stated Anthony Radicchio, an author of the report.

Special Invader Report: The ‘False OJ’ Linked to Major Historical Atrocities

The fervent search for the false OJ Simpson has been gaining ground as Washington psychics and Invader Investigators scan world history documents and first hand accounts of major historical atrocities to find links between these events and the false OJ. In early 1995, Invader News Services broke the story that the false OJ Simpson was standing trial as the real OJ accused of murdering his wife and her companion. The Invader also uncovered obvious links between the false OJ and other murders and catastrophes throughout history. Below is a list of only a few events that conclusive evidence has been found linking the false OJ.

1. The Oklahoma City Bombing

2. The first attack on the World Trade Center

3. The state of poverty in over 25% of the world’s population

4. The attack on Pearl Harbor

5. The burning of Washington during the War of 1812

6. The collapse of the Han Dynasty in China

7. The spread of the Black Death in Medieval Europe

8. Michael Bolton’s latest album

9. The killing of Julius Caesar

10. The crucifixion of Jesus Christ

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